The Legend of Pedo Da’s Ass

With great honour and pride, I write a story that is bound to give you goosebumps. The story of a man, with so great an ass that he himself was not aware of his ass’s greatness. Yes, at the end of it you will shed a few tears but you will acquaint yourself with an ass whom Infosys history has been unkind to . This is the story of an intellectual ass, a great ass, an absolute ass who had to pull his pants down a few notches below just so that his friends (mere mortals) could see his ass. This is the story of Pedo Da, a man with an ass par excellence. In the supporting cast, you have Casanova, J Black and Choos lee.

Pedo Da and his visionary ass found no takers inside the Bay but outside, his ass was king, a ruler who had the world at his mercy (coz of his constant farting). A nonconformist, Pedo das ass went about resurrecting the world the only way it knew, through his disgusting farts and sounds. A revolutionary at fart, he farted farts that had the power to bring the dead to life and change the course of history. The sheer stink of his farts, the magic of its tunes would transcend the obvious. When he farted, he farted like a warrior an ass who was eager to end everybody’s future. A ass ahead of its times, Pedo da had the ass and fart to influence minds and influence he did. The trio of Casanova, Choos Lee and J Black remain a testimony to the horror and the indomitable size of Pedo Da’s ass. Together, they scripted a story that will become a urban legend in times to come.

Three dispirited and utterly confused souls got their act together under the leadership and guidance of Pedo Da’s ass. Like a true leader, his ass brought out the very best in his subjects They looked in awe as Pedo Da’s ass changed their lives and gave them no ray of hope. Their apprehensions and inhibitions increased rest as they discovered the latent potency of Pedo Da’s ass. Three immensely ordinary men started scripting award-winning stories and plots about Pedo Da’s ass. Within a matter of seconds, path-breaking songs in honor of Pedo Da’s ass were composed. J Black, Choos Lee and Casanova had finally found their true calling and the rest as they say is history. Pedo Da had shown them the way to glory and prosperity through the revelation that was his ass.

Well, like a real guru, Pedo Da’s ass moved on but the fires it ignited burns on. His ass’s is a story of torture and pain for others , a story that has not been told before this. He tapped the potential of his ass and transformed it into something more substantial. He has disgracefully walked with his ass into the sunset but his ass’s followers, the holy trinity of Casanova, Choos Lee and J Black have been scarred by his legacy. Their songs speak of Pedo da’s ass and the torture that he was, their stories are centered around the man’s ass and it's size. Pedo Da and his ass, bend over.