Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Legend of Pedo Da - By Pedo Da

With great honour and pride, I write a story that is bound to give you goosebumps. The story of a man, so great that he himself was not aware of his greatness. Yes, at the end of it you will shed a few tears but you will acquaint yourself with a man whom Infosys history has been unkind to . This is the story of an intellectual, a great thinker, an absolute genius who had to come down a few notches below just so that his friends (mere mortals) could comprehend him. This is the story of Pedo Da, a man par excellence. In the supporting cast, you have Casanova, J Black and Bruce lee.

Pedo Da and his visionary self found no takers inside the Bay but outside, he was a king, a ruler who had the world at his mercy. A nonconformist, Pedo da went about resurrecting the world the only way he knew, through his inspiring poems and songs. A revolutionary at heart, he wrote songs that had the power to bring the dead to life and change the course of history. The sheer weight of his lyrics, the magic of his tunes would transcend the obvious. When he spoke, he spoke like a warrior and man who was eager to change the future. A man ahead of his times, Pedo da had the charm and charisma to influence minds and influence he did. The trio of Casanova, Bruce Lee and J Black remain a testimony to the brilliance and the indomitable talent of Pedo Da. Together, they scripted a story that will become a urban legend in times to come.

Three dispirited and utterly confused souls got their act together under the leadership and guidance of Pedo Da. Like a true leader, he brought out the very best in his subjects They looked in awe as Pedo Da changed their lives and gave them a ray of hope. Their apprehensions and inhibitions had been laid to rest as they discovered their latent talent. Three immensely ordinary men started scripting award-winning stories and plots. Within a matter of seconds, path-breaking songs were composed. J Black, Bruce Lee and Casanova had finally found their true calling and the rest as they say is history. Pedo Da had shown them the way to glory and prosperity.

Well, like a real guru, Pedo Da moved on but the passion he ignited stays on. His is a story of sacrifice and valour, a story that has not been told before this. He tapped the potential in his followers and transformed it into something more substantial. He has gracefully walked into the sunset but this followers, the holy trinity of Casanova, Bruce Lee and J Black have ably carried forward his legacy. Their songs speak of Pedo da and the man he was, their stories are centered around the man and his greatness. Pedo Da, take a bow.

- Pedo Da

Disclaimer: - This fictional account is written by a delusional man who likes to come up with his own accounts of events that are contrary to what actually happened. TTK offers an unconditional apology to all its readers for having to read these lies!

1 comment:

  1. I am sorry there has been a mistake, its not Bruce Lee but Chus Lee.

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